characters of the epic saga

Right so here we have to introduce the people of this never ending story, although some people might be later referred to with colourful language.

Brian - The plumber. Cockney botchmaster and bullshit merchant with an allergy to phonecalls and growls when he answers

Stephen - Brians helper who's about 19 but knows more that Brian and hates him too, evading his phonecalls and underpaying him

Mr Biasi - Official Corgi boilerman that came and assessed the damage and told us what a shambles the situation was. He wont touch said boiler till the cowboy sorts all the other problems

Housemembers
Holly - Mother of the house and manager of rent and dealings with Gary and Brian. Although Holly went to Berlin for a month
Steve - Ghetto Soundsystem DJ extrodinnaire that has been working from home to let the plumber in and be witness to some of the madness. He also took over some phone duties when Holly was in Berlin, constituting gettting "FAAHHHK OWWFF MAATE" in the old ear'ole.
Chris - Token angry/logical scotsman with an agenda to put Brians organs online for transfusion, not that they'd be useful
Camille - Fashion woman with allergy to mobile phone calls and daylight
Ali - TV editor/bandmember who has been fairly vacant from the house; mostly practicing in Reading, doing the late shift at work or doing his finnish gf

Gary Clarke - Landlord and simultaneous scrouge and money burner. He constantly thinks that using Brian is a good idea and that all Corgi guys are rips offs, yet spends so long and so much money dealing with brians botches

Jackie - Garys daughter and assistant who picks up the phone at the office. She basically doesn't want to pick up the phone or speak to us or do anything.

More stories involving these fair peoples later...