Today we were almost certain we would be bathing in the glorious hot water not all that dissimilar to a steaming Icelandic natural spring, but then we were almost certain of that yesterday, Monday, last Thursday, the week before that, and forever and ever as far as my memory will allow me to think without it hurting.
Tonight Johnny Flush is due to come by and tightrope walk his way out of the kitchen window with a sack of bricks on his back, but instead of admitting the impossibility of this, he'd rather take his glorified assistant to court...
Lido closes at 7pm today.
Wednesday, 30 September 2009
Tuesday, 29 September 2009
zuperé clean!
if the boilers he installs look this good i wonder how good his house looks! i bet it totes has lions on the gateposts.
characters of the epic saga
Right so here we have to introduce the people of this never ending story, although some people might be later referred to with colourful language.
Brian - The plumber. Cockney botchmaster and bullshit merchant with an allergy to phonecalls and growls when he answers
Stephen - Brians helper who's about 19 but knows more that Brian and hates him too, evading his phonecalls and underpaying him
Mr Biasi - Official Corgi boilerman that came and assessed the damage and told us what a shambles the situation was. He wont touch said boiler till the cowboy sorts all the other problems
Housemembers
Holly - Mother of the house and manager of rent and dealings with Gary and Brian. Although Holly went to Berlin for a month
Steve - Ghetto Soundsystem DJ extrodinnaire that has been working from home to let the plumber in and be witness to some of the madness. He also took over some phone duties when Holly was in Berlin, constituting gettting "FAAHHHK OWWFF MAATE" in the old ear'ole.
Chris - Token angry/logical scotsman with an agenda to put Brians organs online for transfusion, not that they'd be useful
Camille - Fashion woman with allergy to mobile phone calls and daylight
Ali - TV editor/bandmember who has been fairly vacant from the house; mostly practicing in Reading, doing the late shift at work or doing his finnish gf
Gary Clarke - Landlord and simultaneous scrouge and money burner. He constantly thinks that using Brian is a good idea and that all Corgi guys are rips offs, yet spends so long and so much money dealing with brians botches
Jackie - Garys daughter and assistant who picks up the phone at the office. She basically doesn't want to pick up the phone or speak to us or do anything.
More stories involving these fair peoples later...
Brian - The plumber. Cockney botchmaster and bullshit merchant with an allergy to phonecalls and growls when he answers
Stephen - Brians helper who's about 19 but knows more that Brian and hates him too, evading his phonecalls and underpaying him
Mr Biasi - Official Corgi boilerman that came and assessed the damage and told us what a shambles the situation was. He wont touch said boiler till the cowboy sorts all the other problems
Housemembers
Holly - Mother of the house and manager of rent and dealings with Gary and Brian. Although Holly went to Berlin for a month
Steve - Ghetto Soundsystem DJ extrodinnaire that has been working from home to let the plumber in and be witness to some of the madness. He also took over some phone duties when Holly was in Berlin, constituting gettting "FAAHHHK OWWFF MAATE" in the old ear'ole.
Chris - Token angry/logical scotsman with an agenda to put Brians organs online for transfusion, not that they'd be useful
Camille - Fashion woman with allergy to mobile phone calls and daylight
Ali - TV editor/bandmember who has been fairly vacant from the house; mostly practicing in Reading, doing the late shift at work or doing his finnish gf
Gary Clarke - Landlord and simultaneous scrouge and money burner. He constantly thinks that using Brian is a good idea and that all Corgi guys are rips offs, yet spends so long and so much money dealing with brians botches
Jackie - Garys daughter and assistant who picks up the phone at the office. She basically doesn't want to pick up the phone or speak to us or do anything.
More stories involving these fair peoples later...
Monday, 28 September 2009
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